This ad arrived in our inbox. Calverts production supremo Cherry felt moved enough to reply:
"Nice piece of furniture, but will not buy, as worried I will end up like that poor woman. She's clearly having a psychotic episode. I can see no other reason why she should be rearranging her books in the nude. I do, however, look forward to seeing a chap with his tackle in the smooth opening drawers of the Stroller Desk".